You work out of a Hotel?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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