I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
