this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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