do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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