Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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