Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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