and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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