Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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