I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
