ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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How does one acquire holy water?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You've changed since you got that strap on
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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