she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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