Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize