i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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