it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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