He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Randomize
