honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
