I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Still dying that you shit outside
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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