Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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