Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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