You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I could fuck to npr.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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