Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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