you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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