if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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