I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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