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if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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