And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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