I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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