i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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