I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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