quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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