Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't think brook has ever known best
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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