My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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