Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
is that a dick in a sweater?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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