I wannas sexs uuuuu
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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