Cold hands, warm shart.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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