He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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