I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
If that was your dad, he is hot
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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