oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
