You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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