I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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