Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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