Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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