scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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