i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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