We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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