1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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