is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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