Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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