I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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