you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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