He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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