forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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